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What Are Your Plans For Commander Shepard?
T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except for Commander Shepard who you know is going to shag everyone in sight.
Published by Joseph Christ on March 5, 2012
Assassin's Creed III's Annual Release Schedule May Work In Its Favor
Ubisoft is carefully riding the wave of excitement that's been sloshing through the minds of gamers for Assassins Creed III, and trying to keep its momentum as we head into a potentially news-heavy GDC. The developer recently spoke a bit to Game Informer about their desire to push the tech behind...
Published by Joseph Christ on March 5, 2012
Here Are Some Kinect Games That Actually Look Good
I don't own a Kinect, I don't want to own a Kinect, and I really do think the Kinect is stupid. But over the last few days, I've seen trailers for some upcoming Kinect games that actually have me interested. And no, dancing Storm Troopers isn't what I'm talking about. Below are gameplay trailers ...
Published by Brad Simons on March 5, 2012
Clip of the Day: No One Listens to Brad
Brad decides to give Binary Domain's voice recognition another go, nearly jeopardizing his team in the process.
Published by J52 on March 5, 2012
Second Chance: Crush 3D?
For all you 3DS owners out there with nothing to do, Crush 3D is now available on the Nintendo e-Shop. Released this week, Crush 3D is a remake of the original PSP game by the same developer. It's in the same vein as Fez where the object is to get around the world by rotating and flattening your ...
Published by David Liao on March 5, 2012
Kinect Star Wars B-Roll Surfaces, Just as Bad as You Would Expect
Kinect Star Wars reminds me of how they treated retarded children in the south long ago. They would bring the him out for a big party, he would shit on everything and then they would lock him in the basement for another month. During  that time they would do everything they could to try and educa...
Published by Joseph Christ on March 5, 2012
Here's That Official Assassin's Creed III Trailer
Last week we brought you the first pictures of Assassin's Creed III and now, after a long countdown timer set to end just before GDC 2012 kicks off, the first cinematic trailer has been revealed.  And yes, for those fans like myself who have longed to see the series actually leave urban areas for...
Published by Chris Davis on March 5, 2012
Clip(s) of the Day: Big Bo Likes Cheap Ho's
Today, we have a Brad/Binary Domain two-parter chronicling Big Bo's sex addiction and low standards.
Published by J52 on March 4, 2012